It's a shame that the Sonics appear destined to leave Seattle after their stadium lease expires. So what to do?
Considering the benefit of having pro sports (like great theater, music, restaurants, etc.), it makes sense for some public investment in a stadium. But any deal should be off if the owners are happy to leave this prosperous area for a smaller market.
Instead, this column suggests we treat them with Uptight Seattle politeness:
You know what I'm talking about. We've got to fight back with our strength. Let's give these oily Okies a three-year blast of the Seattle Freeze.For you fans, that means: Be polite but aloof. If invited to a Sonics game, say you were thinking of going hiking. Don't really go hiking. Don't go to the game either. Be maddeningly noncommittal.
For civic leaders, if you run into an Oklahoma oilman, smile without showing any teeth. Say "let's get together sometime." Don't return calls.
If they make demands, appoint a blue-ribbon commission. If they get impatient, talk earnestly about the process. Use the terms "inclusivity" and "community stakeholders."